'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the snow,
No toys being made, not even a bow!
Santa's workshop was haulted. All production had flopped.
Mrs. Clause was furious! The toys must be made non-stop!
She checked the list once, and checked the list twice.
Santa and his Elf were on the naughty list...
"Oh, they will pay the price!"
She grabbed them both by the collar and wouldn't you know,
she tossed Santa and his Elf right out in the snow!
Mrs. Clause exclaimed as she drew a fine line...
Merry Christmas to all, but stay away from my wine!
** SOLD OUT **